Neil Gaiman: PULP ROMANCE
He saw her across a crowded shelf.
Her deckle-edge was seductively deep, her endpapers velvety. She was a first edition, probably autographed. Any man would want to write his name in a book like her.
She noticed him perusing her pages, and blushed. He had a hard…
i’m actually terrified
Just shat my pants
holy shat
LORDNONONONONONO
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WELL
HAHAHAHAHAAAAAA
*CLAPCLAPCLAP*
Is it wrong that I found that funny?
(Source: mybuddykeiths-choice-ass)
Personal Beliefs: you’re doing it right.
this is so awesome
fuck yeah jews
Um.
Try looking into the politics of Israel.
Sure, we’re awesome, but a lot of us are REALLY OBNOXIOUS.
(What does it mean I can’t have a pet piggie?! Just because you think it’s disgustng, doesn’t mean you can outlaw it!)
So I did a comic about shaving and taboos around female body hair … but it’s 15 pages so I can’t really put it all on tumblr - does anyone have any tips on good web sites where you can post comics and have them presented somewhat nicely? Very grateful for advice!
I should probably have my own website but I’m too lazy. :( Anyway, here are some bits I picked out of the comic, the rest of it is a bit different and more of a dialogue but I didn’t think it’d make any sense if I didn’t post the whole thing.
Those husbands. Always with the biting innit.
If you haven’t seen Liam Sullivan’s “Shoes” video, then what are you doing on this blog?
GPOY
(Source: youtube.com)
9gag:
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This isn’t even a joke. This is stupid and degrading and I feel sick that somebody thought it would be a good idea to make a piece of misogynistic trash like this and think it’s funny or witty enough to upload this.
You don’t look witty by telling women to go to the kitchen.
You look like a assbag.
this site became a piece of shit that indoctrinates hate in all its forms, disguised as an unsophisticated and easy to grasp joke. these jokes are based on internet images/ideas/topics that will make people feel special and “part of the group” for understanding them. furthermore they are kept simple to be easier memorized and therefore easier spread.
spread the hate 9gag. spread it everywhere.
Until everyone starts to hate you.
Denis Medri Gives Batman and Friends a Rockabilly Makeover [link]
Artist Denis Medri created a series of 1950s-inspired redesigns of characters from Gotham City, transforming Batman’s friends and foes into a stylish cast of rockabilly vigilantes, varsity team sidekicks, and sinister Teddy Boys. From Bruce Wayne’s Batmobile-styled hot rod to Catwoman’s Bettie Page-invoking getup, Gotham has never looked this darn peachy keen.
Pulling inspiration from the ’50s and pop culture, Medri’s rendition of Gotham City is an absolute delight that successfully fuses nostalgia with the Bat-Universe. Barbara Gordon’s redesign pulls directly from Grease, translating the dynamic between Barbara and her alter-ego as Batgirl by borrowing fashion cues from Sandy’s wardrobe. Likewise, Medri’s interpretation of Two-Face resembles a split personality between Happy Days’ Richie Cunningham and an evil Fonzie, while The Riddler greatly resembles 3-D from Back to the Future.
Although most of these redesigns contain a degree of costuming elements with the masks and cowls, Medri’s illustrations serve as fine examples of how to adapt the signature styling elements of the Bat-family and Arkham’s finest into casual yet unique cosplay options, if not wearable retro street fashion. The Nightwing varsity jacket serves as a great styling update to the classic superhero emblem t-shirt, with letterman jackets being on-trend over the past couple of years. The restyling of Harley Quinn and Two-Face are a fine example of the striking effects that simple color-blocking, layers, and pattern mixing can have when coordinating an ensemble.
Check out the entire series of Denis Medri’s rockabilly Batman redesigns on ComicsAlliance!
(Source: yellowed)
